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OH MY GAWD, THE THIS. THE THIS AND THIS AND THIS. 

OH MY GAWD, THE THIS. THE THIS AND THIS AND THIS. 

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

BAM. Internet. Won. 

moonemojii:

MY MOST FAVORITE TWEET OF ALL TIME

Mine as well, only where the hell do you get 99 cent lipstick?I’m thinking it could be useful in certain photographic situations to have 20 or so different colors….

moonemojii:

MY MOST FAVORITE TWEET OF ALL TIME

Mine as well, only where the hell do you get 99 cent lipstick?I’m thinking it could be useful in certain photographic situations to have 20 or so different colors….

vegan-vulcan:

vegan-nature:

Animals in our oceans die and suffer everyday because of actions we aren’t really even aware of, such as leaving a plastic bag on the sidewalk. Litter can have a very negative consequence on our environment, so lets move away from plastic based products and push to make all packaging for our products 100% Biodegradable.

I didn’t even see the difference at first. I was all “huh that’s a weird looking jellyfish, I wonder what kind that is” This is a really really good ad. Like this is really fucking clever and effective.

Did anyone else realize that THE JELLYFISH IN THIS PHOTO ARE THE SIZE OF GROCERY BAGS. For real, they must be talking about turtles from Galapagos Because I’m way larger than a normal sized turtle and there is no way I could eat that.

vegan-vulcan:

vegan-nature:

Animals in our oceans die and suffer everyday because of actions we aren’t really even aware of, such as leaving a plastic bag on the sidewalk. Litter can have a very negative consequence on our environment, so lets move away from plastic based products and push to make all packaging for our products 100% Biodegradable.

I didn’t even see the difference at first. I was all “huh that’s a weird looking jellyfish, I wonder what kind that is” This is a really really good ad. Like this is really fucking clever and effective.

Did anyone else realize that THE JELLYFISH IN THIS PHOTO ARE THE SIZE OF GROCERY BAGS. For real, they must be talking about turtles from Galapagos Because I’m way larger than a normal sized turtle and there is no way I could eat that.

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

Like you’re asleep and think “oh shit” and there it is, and you might be one minute later on the uptake than you wanted (cause sleep) but you never ever sleep through it. Thats for real one thing that comes over time though. I remember being in HS and having all these embarrassing moments because I had no idea. That seems so bizarre to me now, the shock and embarrassment of not knowing. 

starsnotaligned:

I miss having someone that gets me

I miss late night cuddles

and early morning cuddles

I miss morning coffee time and cooking in the kitchen together

I miss all-night sex til the sun comes up

I miss after sex cookies

I miss having someone to be completely myself around

I miss falling asleep to the rhythm of your heartbeat

and the rise and fall of your chest

I miss the blissful ignorance you wrapped me up in

I miss the illusion you blinded me in

but……

I do not miss you

OMG I REALLY WANT TO UNDO MY DRUNKEN TUMBLRING FROM LAST NIGHT. That moment when you wake up and the first thing you think is….I remember being on TUMBLR but I don’t remember what the fuck I did….OH SHIT

Most To Least Emotionally Stable

trampico:

itsazodiacthing:

Taurus

Capricorn

Virgo

Aquarius

Sagittarius

Gemini

Libra

Aries

Leo

Pisces

Scorpio

Cancer

I’m a cancer and emotionally unstable 94% of the time???

truth

crystalannpizzapan:

Just because TUMBLR GIVES A SHIT. When no one else does. That is why. 

I wore this to look like you. 

Why would you do that?

Because I want to be like you!

Why would you do that??????

crystalannpizzapan:

so I don’t need your stupid ad go to fuck.

crystalannpizzapan:

so I don’t need your stupid ad go to fuck.

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