I’m a 28 year old mom, feminist, slacker, college graduate, weirdo, loudmouth, hippie, partner, friend, and all around fun gal :) My vices include cigarettes, diet coke, high heels, weird shit, being late for everything, and an obsession with vintage cameras and books and clothing and…well, I just like old shit. All of it. I enjoy taking pictures, making strange things, attempting to cook all natural, organic foods, and giving up and just eating junk. Ride by Lana Del Rey on GroovesharkTumblr (3.0; @crystalannpizzapan)http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/46803805767/gotmyticketouttaloserville">carry-on-my-wayward-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gotmyticketouttaloserville.tumblr.com/post/46711271992/littlesammythemoose-god-hates-fags-its">gotmyticketouttaloserville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlesammythemoose.tumblr.com/post/46687191035">littlesammythemoose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“god hates fags”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e18ee8076fd158bf1b6057c774c95503/tumblr_inline_mkhjs1Bv1j1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>It’s funny because only British people will get it</p> </blockquote> <p>bc only british people get british humor us silly americans don’t even know that our ‘french fries’ are what you call ‘chips’ ahahah</p> <p>ha secret british joke club</p> <p>ahaha a heehe heh ha</p> <p>ahah</p> <p>secret</p> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165788434http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165788434Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:37:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8b5f1119596e846765ad21cdfee2ff3/tumblr_mkp687wg6r1ql5icmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Courtney, please get it together so us late twenty somethings can go back to idolizing you, thanks.</p>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165653139http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165653139Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:35:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda2b2lxs41rpfk7eo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda2b2lxs41rpfk7eo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165582756http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165582756Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:34:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe367187d26896c96316499038a0521d/tumblr_mjq3i6mW8B1qlylano1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165552625http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165552625Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:34:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a255e1fd78ab8f54cae970aa74ef6b2f/tumblr_mki7oe0VxL1rswr5ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165530246http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165530246Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:33:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9e8ad7fc729ca93e4f92faf7cc162c8/tumblr_mjrnrzDqiW1qkdnspo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165494946http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165494946Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:33:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c2a8f64a0fe07c853ca9a737ee8647b/tumblr_mkrgaz9Itx1qeb24eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spokeart.tumblr.com/post/47160384613/super-cute-amazing-taxi-driver-inspired-painting">spokeart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Super cute/amazing Taxi Driver-inspired painting by artist Bethany Marchman, created exclusively for Spoke Art’s upcoming Scorsese art show, happening April 19th-21st at Bold Hype </span><span>Gallery in NYC.</span><br/><br/><span>More info on the show <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/554462814574110/">here</a>.</span><br/><br/><span>Can’t attend the show in person? Stay tuned for daily updates as well as information regarding the online release!</span></p> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165464395http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165464395Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:32:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4msfcgHjn1qca2voo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165445229http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165445229Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:32:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cb028bbc64b3f7c0538736faae574d9/tumblr_mko7v2ZgiS1qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wallflour.tumblr.com/post/47165348921/this-made-me-giggle-i-want-all-the-cats">wallflour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this made me giggle</p> <p>I want all the cats</p> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165426262http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/47165426262Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:32:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e54ec0dd44248cc83fa2ae9ba8060f8/tumblr_mi3x1zT9r41qbnjpro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42920113005/early-marilyn-3-no-one-ever-told-me-i-was-pretty">crystalannpizzapan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Early Marilyn <3<br/><br/><span>“No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t.”</span><span> -MM</span></p> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42926095316http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42926095316Tue, 12 Feb 2013 10:05:02 -0500marilynmonroe<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd3fa5e5682de4b07ce55af4638496bf/tumblr_mi44j1jPyl1qbnjpro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42926059931http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42926059931Tue, 12 Feb 2013 10:04:13 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saythattomyfacefuckeridareyou.tumblr.com/post/41241947009/peacelovelesbian-libby-on-the-label">saythattomyfacefuckeridareyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peacelovelesbian.tumblr.com/post/41222368985/libby-on-the-label-busterposeys-at-what">peacelovelesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://libby-on-the-label.tumblr.com/post/41177224455/busterposeys-at-what-point-in-history-do-you">libby-on-the-label</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://busterposeys.tumblr.com/post/41172522834/at-what-point-in-history-do-you-think-americans">busterposeys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f9b64e7703d0fd6d8724e1429ede4991/tumblr_inline_mh0isaysEz1rxtcky.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f9b64e7703d0fd6d8724e1429ede4991/tumblr_inline_mh0isaysEz1rxtcky.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42373449199http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42373449199Tue, 05 Feb 2013 15:54:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u1led2YX1qd4q01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42109806636http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/42109806636Sat, 02 Feb 2013 12:06:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e91b9e9d95b1af5bd4b6f9a9ca36a35/tumblr_meqhi6ZkbE1r3j323o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <div> <p><em><small>“It doesn’t matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I’m a woman or a man.” —John Lennon, 1940 - ∞</small></em></p> </div> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/38371117015http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/38371117015Thu, 20 Dec 2012 02:42:22 -0500bagismjohn lennonyoko onoripspam<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrmj2BxOx1qapa9ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629978848http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629978848Mon, 10 Dec 2012 05:08:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs328lqiG1ql8xs1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://becomingroux.tumblr.com/post/34723794602/brigitte-bardot-as-charlie-chaplin-happy">becomingroux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Brigitte Bardot as Charlie Chaplin.</span></p> <p><span>Happy Halloween everyone!</span></p> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629928869http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629928869Mon, 10 Dec 2012 05:06:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0103d3e51a78433b307d25d5f47120a9/tumblr_met3hp10fI1qzymnqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629557240http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629557240Mon, 10 Dec 2012 04:49:19 -0500heartchakraopenenergylovemerkaba<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiwbwPLyE1rmwcs5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiwbwPLyE1rmwcs5o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629541080http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629541080Mon, 10 Dec 2012 04:48:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczs6iXS591qd5giho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://datkarkatass.tumblr.com/post/35041895108/for-realz-are-we-talking-about-my-entire">datkarkatass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>For realz</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/are-we-talking-about-my-entire-vocabulary">#are we talking about my entire vocabulary</a></p> </blockquote>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629494867http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629494867Mon, 10 Dec 2012 04:46:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd1qtKUgK1rw471fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629476039http://crystalannpizzapan.tumblr.com/post/37629476039Mon, 10 Dec 2012 04:45:51 -0500